This week The Rocketeer takes us through the weird cul-de-sac that is the Eruyt Village. Rocky suggested that it’s two parts Ewok village and one part Lothlorian. To me it feels more like a mashup of Lothlorian and the  Playboy Mansion. Like the Playboy Mansion, the person in charge is an ancient creep that doesn’t […]

I sort of skipped a bunch of steps at the end of the last entry, because I was in a hurry to get to the point where we could see ships shooting at each other. But now that we’ve made it, let’s back up and talk about how we got here. Specifically, I’d like to […]

In the morning, Larsa is waiting to travel with us to Bur-Omisace. He mentions running off from his escort, so yes, it seems he really is sneaking out windows at night to engage in this skullduggery. There’s probably a crowd of Judges getting their shit wrecked in Zertinan Caverns, where he purposely led them to […]

I think I’m finally getting the hang of this game, which means it’s time for the series to come to an end. Tonight at 7pm, Chris and I will be streaming the finale of this game. To really understand the ending, please watch this clip of the Red Letter Media Crew watching the end of […]

I have a No Man’s Sky rant for you this week. Yes, I realize I’ve cooked you this dish before. Yes, I’m aware that you’d prefer something novel instead of leftovers from 2016. Like I said on the show, we really need another procgen space game because I’m going to lose my mind if I […]

This week Rocketeer talks about Vaan’s scene with the princess. Which means it’s time for us to have “the protagonist conversation” about Final Fantasy XII. To be honest, I hate this conversation. It’s an unproductive time-sink, and there are always a handful of people willing to argue about it until the internet runs out of […]

The sun-scorched Giza Plain has entered its rainy season, transforming it for a time into a swampy network of rushing wadis. Just beyond it lies the Ozmone Plain, a rather pretty area dotted here and there by derelict airships from a battle long, long ago. Both areas can be jogged through easily and nothing of […]

Twenty-four minutes. That’s how long Chris and I fought the boss at the end of last week’s video. It doesn’t help that the plot seems to have lost its way, leaving us to blunder from one pointless[1] catastrophe to the next. It feels like we should just leave and call in an airstrike, because there […]