FF12 Sightseeing Tour Part 11: The Dream Team

This week the Rocketeer takes us on the long journey through the Mosphoran Highwaste, across the Salikawood, over the Phon Coast, to the Tchita Uplands, into the Sochen Cave Palace, and to many other places I can’t be bothered to look up on the wiki now that they’ve all blurred together in my mind. While […]

A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 11: Capital Offenses

We, the heroes, have a loooooong walk ahead of us. Yes, while great Yensan Sandsea before the Tomb of Raithwall consisted of the Ogir-Yensa and Nam-Yensa, the road to Archades’ capital will see us depart from Nalbina Fortress through the Mosphoran Highwaste, the Salikawood, the Phon Coast, the Tchita Uplands,[1] and the Sochen Cave Palace,[2] […]

(Lack of) Health Update

I know not everyone is here for personal-life stuff. And that’s cool! Come back tomorrow and we can dunk on some videogames. This is a bit of a downer, so I don’t blame you if you want to scroll elsewhere in your feed in your search for distraction. I kinda need to write this, but […]

Diecast Special: The Shameless Cast

This week I felt like I couldn’t do a normal Diecast episode. I’ll have a post about that tomorrow. In the meantime, Paul decided to record an episode with a special guest. I won’t spoil it except to say I really enjoyed it and I hope you’ll give it a listen. Hosts: Paul, Shamus. Episode […]

FF12 Sightseeing Tour Part 10: The Chess Match

This week The Rocketeer takes us through some cutscenes where that scamp Vayne murders his father the Emperor and mischievously dissolves the senate, thus making himself the autocratic ruler of an expansionist military empire. What a rascal.  In this series I’ve been trying to make the case that this writer is maybe not as incompetent […]

A Travelog of Ivalice, Part 10: Pour Some Slaughter on Me

Emerging from the jungle, we enter directly into… a glacial mountain range? Yeah, the geography in this game makes no sense. It’s time for the ice level and goddammit an ice level is what we’re gonna get. Bur-Omisace, known the world over as a holy place and an enclave of peace, has attracted a great […]

Resident Evil 5 #6: This is Borderline Experimental!

And so we come to the end of Resident Evil 5. Chris posted his final thoughts on the game on his site. He puts Resident Evil 5 in historical context and talks about the trajectory of the Resident Evil franchise. This is obviously his wheelhouse more than mine, so give his post a look if […]

Diecast #375: Mailbag Desk Job

It’s time for our twice-yearly ritual of clock-fiddling. Which means I once again have to go around the house and remember how each clock works. This usually involves holding down two or three needlessly stiff buttons, labeled in tiny print, using black-on-black color scheme, to manipulate the clock one hour in either direction. The analog […]